Ryan Plant's Guest Rant

Hey everybody who actually reads this. This isn't actually a 'rant' it just rhymed :)

Apparently the 'posting day' for this blog is Friday but there isn't too much proof about of that ;D

So when Chris gets back and sees I've posted something on saturday, he shouldn't mind too much. I didn't just forget, I just got drunk at a party and went to bed not too long after I got in with a half-eaten pizza as a memory. A tasty memory. And surprisingly enough I'm eating pizza again right now.

Anyhow, enough of that before I cause you to raid your house of everything edible.

Had the most random day ever yesterday. After band practice, me and the lads decided to go for a road trip. I was in Pete's car and we found it hilarious how Grainger's car couldn't keep up, especially when a lorry cut in during the journey so he was nowhere near in sight. And another time when there was this guy driving at probably about 2 mph (I'll be fair, slightly above zero and one) infront of us for 10 minutes, in the end Pete overtook him and he didn't like that because when Grainger DID manage to get to that point, the guy stopped Grainger overtaking him, seemingly pissed off. That was so good.

Anyhow, we went to this hill in Derbyshire in the end and it was an absolute trek! The ongoing joke whilst climbing up the steepness was that there would be a subway at the top of the hill to make things worthwhile. Obviously, there wasn't. Sadly. Saying that, I don't know if I'll like it. My body doesn't seem to like healthy food : . We then went down the hill. I decided to wait for Grainger who was far behind. The rest of the band didn't (Clare was absent at V Festival the whole day btw, and Nick's girlfriend Bryony was with us). Across from the hill there was some form of cave, so we wandered towards there and there was a notice about how the cave had collapsed a bit recently and how its unsafe and you shouldn't disturb the quietness because its attracted swallows in and out of the cave. Thanks for that, National Trust. It makes me laugh to actually think that someone has spent a long time just looking at the patterns of swallows diving in and out of the cave. What a job (sarcasm). Oh my god! That was such an accidential innuendo: "swallows diving in and out of the cave".

We left shortly after. On the journey back we swapped around a bit and I was in Grainger's car. Pete sped off with the thought of a pizza back home sending him into a frenzy. With Pete gone, me and Grainger were lost and thought we'd ended up in Huddlesfield until I pointed out to Grainger that the sign said 'Herdsfield' pointing in another direction. Also, can I just say that Whaley Bridge might be perhaps the only place that has 'sponsered by Tesco' above its name on a sign! Anyway, thankfully, after a few phonecalls, we'd found our way back onto the motorway and eventually got home.

So yeah, quite a great random unexpected journey. Not sure if Grainger feels the same though after his clutch smelt as if it was burning in the car which shouldn't really happen.

You may also be wondering, what am I doing right now?
Well tbh, I've became quite obsessed with mash-ups, and the best I've heard so far... THIS GENIUS THING...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daag3aRRlQE

Drop It Like Its Hot vs Tetris. Mint!

Feel free to reply to this with anymore you have.

I'm gonna cut it short for now because I might go have another drink and play on a game for a bit.

Until then, have a good one,
Planty.